21-Jan-2006

Fudgieknuckles, Glenbeulah, Wisconsin

We came to Glenbeulah looking to kick ass and chew beef jerky, and we were fresh out of beef jerky. The ceiling was mirrored and there was a giant, decapitated buffalo head staring at us all show. I think he approved. The bathroom had the sink outside, so people could see if you wash your hands or not—a very intelligent invention. The Noordyk contingency arrived with strong numbers, they left a happy family, and I left Plymouth a happy man after Nubby cooked an excellent breakfast.

The show??? Let’s just say that there are two women walking the streets of Plymouth right now still clutching their very own autographed drum sticks, autographed by the barefooted drum destroying monster Ethan Noordyk. I saw him tear a tambourine in two just by staring at it at the show during Down by the River. It was simultaneously awe-inspiring and frightening.