4-Feb-2006

Mr. Robert's, Madison, Wisconsin

This is a rare promo the Hulkster cut on Saturday Night's Main Event at Mr. Robert's.

Mene Gene Okerlund: "Well, that was quite a performance that went on out there."

HH: "Let me tell you somethin', MEAN GENE. We had all the Clovis Maniacs screamin' brother. They came from far and wide, brother. We had Clovis Maniacs stuffed in the front, right in front of the speakers and all the way to the back, brother, wrestling on the pool tables. When we get all those Clovis Maniacs shoutin' our name it's easy for the Hulkster to overcome any obstacle, brother. It's obvious that Dan Walkner, Stosh Jonjak, and Ethan Noordyk have been saying their prayers and taking their vitamins. We had all the Ford's Gym maniacs there--Hot Body, Sticky, Big Jake, Rob--they were there bustin' rhomboids and screamin' the Hulksters name, filling me with the energy to bodyslam anybody, Big John Studd, King Kong Bundy, the Earthquake, Guido McConnelly--hearing that music, and feelin that energy in the air, it was like Wrestlemania 3 when I hoisted all 500 pounds of the LATE GREAT EIGHTH WONDER OF THE WORLD ANDRE THE GIANT OVER MY HEAD IN FRONT OF 93,000 SCREAMIN' HULKAMANIACS AT THE PONTIAC SILVERDOME AND SLAMMED HIM INTO THE GROUND, INTO THE CORE OF THE EARTH, THROUGH VOLCANIC LAVA AND MUD, ALLLLL THE WAYYYYY TO THE GATES OF HELLLLLLL....(points to the sky and mutters "I love you Andre," with a single tear slowly falling down his well-tanned cheek). When I hear Clovis Mann play, it makes me want to lace up the yellow boots, put on the yellow bunders, tie the yellow hanky around my head, AND TEAR OFF MY YELLOW SHIRT!!!BROTHER! (grabs Stosh's bass, plays a scorching solo, flexes, then body slams the entire Mr. Roberts bar before walking through a few brick walls).

Mean Gene: "Woah, Hulk is pretty fired up, but I guess that's what Clovis Mann does to ya. What a great show we had here tonight. Back to Shawn Mooney and Lord Alfred Hayes at our Titan studios."